Stephen Colbert schools Palin

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department of energy.

I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility.

After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the national oceanographic and atmospheric administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the national aeronautics and space administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US department of agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the food and drug administration.

At the appropriate time as regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the national institute of standards and technology and the US naval observatory, I get into my national highway traffic safety administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads built by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the environmental protection agency, using legal tender issued by the federal bank.

On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US postal service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After work, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because the state and local building codes and fire Marshal’s inspection, and in additional to which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.

I then log on to the internet which was developed by the defense advanced research projects administration and post rants on freerepublic.com and FOX News forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can’t do anything right.

Say no to ObamaCare

“Rap Chop” featuring Vince (Steve Porter’s Slap Chop remix)

Slap your troubles away wit da slap chop!

“Jam Wow” featuring Vince Offer (Steve Porter’s Sham Wow remix)

Itll make you say WOW everytime!

Fox premiered a new show last night after the Simpsons. Very artistic and well written which kinda reminded me of a mix of Daria and Mission Hill.

on 4-19-2009 Family guy does it again. A singing and opera like performance at first promoting marijuana use then taking it away for Brians Oprah book club deal. A very educational look at how hemp and smokable marijuana differ. All in all a classic family guy episode to celebrate 4/20 on 4:20. enjoy

Excellent video on open mindedness and its rights and wrongs…

 

I was waiting for a window to get knocked out…

This should be an atraction at Water Parks everywhere…