When you’re this humble, how can you not get elected?

Do not pass go, Do not collect $200!

Its just like the SouthPark episode, pretty much scripted and dead on (per se). From Goth vs. Vampire comparisons, to alarmist and uninformed masses. This is America’s “news” room.

and just for comparison, the South Park Episode The Ungroundable aired 11/19/08.

-  Goth v. Vampire per se

-  The Body of Christ Compels You

BE SCARED, and FEAR EVERYTHING!

I noticed much of my traffic is coming from sources looking for holiday items to buy this Christmas season. With some extra time to spare, I took the opportunity to gather a list of hot items this season. Rollover an item to see its name and description.

Kids, Teens, and Young Adults:

Adults Young and Old:

and as the last picture states, you can always buy gift-cards… I’d strongly advise Visa, MasterCard, and Amex Gift Cards only with the current state of the economy.

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Im Having a Relapse – Eminem

This is the first song *officially* released from the new Eminem album Relapse due out this Christmas.

But now Eminem has turned his attention to the forthcoming presidential election, announcing: “I’ll vote for Barack." Speaking with characteristic frankness to DJ Zane Lowe on BBC Radio 1, he said: “I know we are going into a recession. Pardon the cliché but we need something to change. I think Barack would be a breath of fresh air, to get in there and actually get what’s left of the Bush administration out the door."

The Detroit rapper, who has been on hiatus since 2005, said he had no wish to return to the level of fame he experienced in the late 90s and early 00s.

"There’s no desire to be that big again," he stressed. "Whatever happens, I’ll take it, but that’s definitely not what I’ll be recording the songs for.

"I’ve accomplished enough with the music that I haven’t had to go out there and do other things to over-saturate.

"That’s probably what I take pride in most.

"But, at the end of the day, it’s kind of catch 22," he added. "I love the attention but I don’t like too much of it."

Despite having spent the last three years effectively in retirement, Eminem criticised the state of rap during his absence.

"I don’t mean everything about rap is crap. I just mean the majority of it," he explained.

"Actually I think TI’s new album is great and I’ve been pumping that for the last two weeks every day in my car aside from my own stuff as I record it.

"Andre 3000 is also incredible. So I just mean rap in general."

His autobiography, Eminem: The Way I Am, released today.

Video says it all…