“Rap Chop” featuring Vince (Steve Porter’s Slap Chop remix)

Slap your troubles away wit da slap chop!

“Jam Wow” featuring Vince Offer (Steve Porter’s Sham Wow remix)

Itll make you say WOW everytime!

Surveillance video released in an assault case against a King County, Wash. sheriff’s deputy shows him kicking a young girl, slamming her to the jail cell floor and striking her repeatedly. The deputy has pleaded not guilty in case. (Feb. 27)

Trully amazing and 3d like picture quality from every angle.

“The real victims here are the hotshots, the champs, those who are truly graceful and deserving of an encore their status is now in question.”

Stephen Colbert dishes it on republicans, on 1/29.

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Word has it that a huge security breach took place the day of the inauguration of President Barack Obama.

Senate Sergeant-at-Arms Terrance Gainer, Congress’s top law enforcement official who was in charge of security at President Obama’s swearing-in ceremony, now acknowledges the so-called "purple tunnel of doom" on inauguration day was a major security breach.

"I now realize how dangerous it was in that tunnel," he tells the Sleuth.

Gainer called the Sleuth today to say that because of our posting from Friday he agreed to meet today with the co-founders of the Facebook group Survivors of the Purple Tunnel of Doom, the collective group of roughly 5,000 people (though there is no exact count) who had swearing-in tickets to the purple, blue and silver sections on the Capitol grounds but were shut out. Hundreds and perhaps thousands of them were diverted to the Third Street tunnel, which cuts across Capitol Hill and underneath the National Mall, where they were trapped for hours with no police direction or guidance on where to go.

After meeting with the purple tunnel group co-founders, Marisa McNeeand Dave Meyer, both Democratic political consultants, hearing their stories firsthand and seeing video clips and photographs of the bottleneck, Gainer said he now understands why the purple ticket holders are so furious.

"I get it," Gainer said. "I understand how frustrated and dangerous it was for people down there. I understand that it wasn’t simply inconvenience." further reading at Washington Post.

Take a look at these user videos and imagine the frustration of so many people standing shoulder to shoulder for over 4-5 hours and missing the whole thing in the end.

and the Purple Tunnel of Doom:

that tunnel looks like a scene from 28 Weeks Later I was just waiting for them to turn off the lights…

Dear Diary, Mood-Apethetic

My life is spiraling downward. I couldn’t get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert. It sucks because they play some of my favorite songs like Stab My Heart Because I Love You and Rip Apart My Soul and of course Stabby Rip Stab Stab and it doesn’t help that I couldn’t get my hair to do that flippy thing either like the guy from that one band can do.

I’m an emo kid, nonconforming as can be
You’d be nonconforming too if you looked just like me
I got paint on my nails and makeup on my face
I’m almost emo enough to start shaving my legs

Cause I feel real deep when I’m dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression most just call me a fag
Cause our dudes look like chicks and our chicks look like dykes
Cause emo is one step below transvestite

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don’t jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo

I’m dark and sensitive with low self esteem
The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sisters mascara now I’m grounded for a week

Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can’t get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me its never any fun
They say they already have a xxxxx they don’t need another one

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don’t jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
Dye in my hair and polish on my toes
I must be emo
I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo

…My life is just a black abyss you know? Its so dark and its suffocating me, grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip. Tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans…Which look great on me by the way…

When I get depressed I cut my wrist in every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection
I write in a LiveJournal and wear thick rim glasses
I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes

I’m just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
You can read me ‘Catcher in the Rye’ and watch me jack off
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
If I said I like girls, I’d only be half right

I look like I’m dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo
Screw Xbox I play old school nintendo
I must be emo
I like to whine and hate my parentals
I must be emo
Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be eeeeeeemo

…My parents don’t get me ya know? They think I’m xxx just because they saw me kiss a guy…well a couple of guys but I mean its the 2000’s can’t 2 or 4 dudes makeout with each other without being gay? I mean chicks dig that kinda thing anyways.

I don’t know diary sometimes I think you’re the only one who gets me. You’re my best friend. I feel like tacos.

Aired Jan 19, 2009 on CBC. Helen Thomas (born August 4, 1920) is an American news service reporter, a Hearst Newspapers columnist, and member of the White House Press Corps. She served for fifty-seven years as a correspondent and, later, White House bureau chief for United Press International (UPI). Thomas has covered every president since John F. Kennedy. She was the first female officer of the National Press Club, the first female member and president of the White House Correspondents Association, and the first female member of the Gridiron Club.