Hi there…this is me… Mom said I got all the good looks and no brains. I have a stomach ulcer.

This is my mom. She has lots of boyfriends. One of them has a job. She says with a little luck I could be a garbage man one day.

This is my brother Hank. He is in jail right now. When he gets out he is not allowed to be around animals and kitchen appliances.

My grandmom lives with us in our trailer. Shes smells real bad. She likes to hang out in bars and drink beer. Grandma has sores all over. The flies are terrible.

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Great lesson for the kids!, September 9, 2005 By loosenut

I was a little disappointed when I first bought this item, because the functionality is limited. My 5 year old son pointed out that the passenger’s shoes cannot be removed. Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger’s scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it up. My son said "that’s the worst security ever!". But it turned out to be okay, because when the passenger got on the Playmobil B757 and tried to hijack it, she was mobbed by a couple of other heroic passengers, who only sustained minor injuries in the scuffle, which were treated at the Playmobil Hospital.
The best thing about this product is that it teaches kids about the realities of living in a high-surveillence society. My son said he wants the Playmobil Neighborhood Surveillence System set for Christmas. I’ve heard that the CC TV cameras on that thing are pretty worthless in terms of quality and motion detection, so I think I’ll get him the Playmobil Abu-Gharib Interogation Set instead (it comes with a cute little memo from George Bush).

its common sense, understand?

Probably would be everyones reaction after this…

McCain Admits He Graduated 894th of 899 | Bush was a ‘C’ Student, Now a ‘D’ Student is Running for President. After crashing five planes, I guess you can’t expect a higher rank.

“To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say, well done.
And to the C students, I say, you too can be president of the United States.”
President George W. Bush to the Yale University graduates on Monday, May 21 2001.

A father passing by his son’s bedroom, was astonished to see the bed
was nicely made, and that everything was picked up and tidy.
Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, ‘Dad.’ With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing to you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.

I’ve been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings’, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much
older than I am.

But it’s not only the passion, Dad. She’s pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t, really hurt anyone. We’ll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and
ecstasy we want.
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Bill Moyers and Bill o’ Reilly’s Stalker video camera/journalists go at it. Must be really hard to distinguish who’s hurting America and who exactly is afraid of dissent for the folks at FoxNews.

Midwest flood victim tries to get back to his house at a police barricade.

‘Big Science’ is always suppressing The Truth with their blatant pro-evolution anti-wacko agenda: from the fact that UFOs built the pyramids to the reality of creationism and fact the universe is “Turtles All The Way Down”. It is time to fight back and urge schools to Teach The Controversy with these intelligently designed t-shirts. [LINK]

unless you have an audience. :p then its funny.

Roughly a week ago, I received a private message on my YouTube account stating “You’re an Idiot” as the subject line. This message was from a username who I wish to keep private but is along the line of ricardo522042 This loser felt the need to go out of his way and write a long drawn out excuse about why I was an idiot for supporting Obama - or Osama as he says because of his Muslim background. Not as if any of that has been debunked, debunked, and debunked. Now I don’t know how he managed to choose me as a person of choice to bug and annoy, but I suspect he found my Screen-name on a comment I might have made on a random video. anyway, his message starts out as:

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What the hell is wrong with these women?

CollegeHumor’s take on Bill’s video. A first ever look at the man behind the camera that set off Bill O’Reilly’s Inside Edition tirade.