Thursday, August 19, 2010

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Say NO to Socialism!

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department of energy.

I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility.

After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the national oceanographic and atmospheric administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the national aeronautics and space administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US department of agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the food and drug administration.

At the appropriate time as regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the national institute of standards and technology and the US naval observatory, I get into my national highway traffic safety administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads built by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the environmental protection agency, using legal tender issued by the federal bank.

On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US postal service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After work, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because the state and local building codes and fire Marshal’s inspection, and in additional to which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.

I then log on to the internet which was developed by the defense advanced research projects administration and post rants on freerepublic.com and FOX News forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can’t do anything right.

Say no to ObamaCare

Bill O’Reilly Doesn’t Report Rumors

Sgt. 1st Class Vivienne Pacquette, supply serg...

Bill O’Reilly will not report on rumors of Caroline Kennedy having an affair. (03:12)

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Colbert – The Audacity of Nope

Stephen Colbert Portrait in National Portrait Gallery by geerlingguy.

Stephen Colbert dishes it on republicans, on 1/29.

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I Must Be Emo Song with Lyrics

Dear Diary, Mood-Apethetic

My life is spiraling downward. I couldn’t get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert. It sucks because they play some of my favorite songs like Stab My Heart Because I Love You and Rip Apart My Soul and of course Stabby Rip Stab Stab and it doesn’t help that I couldn’t get my hair to do that flippy thing either like the guy from that one band can do.

I’m an emo kid, nonconforming as can be
You’d be nonconforming too if you looked just like me
I got paint on my nails and makeup on my face
I’m almost emo enough to start shaving my legs

Cause I feel real deep when I’m dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression most just call me a fag
Cause our dudes look like chicks and our chicks look like dykes
Cause emo is one step below transvestite

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don’t jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo

I’m dark and sensitive with low self esteem
The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sisters mascara now I’m grounded for a week

Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can’t get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me its never any fun
They say they already have a xxxxx they don’t need another one

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don’t jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
Dye in my hair and polish on my toes
I must be emo
I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo

…My life is just a black abyss you know? Its so dark and its suffocating me, grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip. Tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans…Which look great on me by the way…

When I get depressed I cut my wrist in every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection
I write in a LiveJournal and wear thick rim glasses
I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes

I’m just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
You can read me ‘Catcher in the Rye’ and watch me jack off
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
If I said I like girls, I’d only be half right

I look like I’m dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo
Screw Xbox I play old school nintendo
I must be emo
I like to whine and hate my parentals
I must be emo
Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be eeeeeeemo

…My parents don’t get me ya know? They think I’m xxx just because they saw me kiss a guy…well a couple of guys but I mean its the 2000′s can’t 2 or 4 dudes makeout with each other without being gay? I mean chicks dig that kinda thing anyways.

I don’t know diary sometimes I think you’re the only one who gets me. You’re my best friend. I feel like tacos.

Four Chords Make the Music – The Axis of Awesome

The song that proves that all you need to be a pop star is four simple chords.
The audio is accompanied with a slide show of the original artists.
Different recordings of "4 Chords" will vary as the band continually updates the song with the latest hits that use the structure.

Photoshopped Ad Photoshopped in Berlin

Adbusters in Berlin are hoping people will see the real side of advertising with paste ups of the photoshop interface on ads depicting a flawless Britney Spears, Leona Lewis, and what looks like Christina Aguilera.

pshop

Check out the flickr photoset at Flickr – Epoxy_One

Monopoly Goes Bankrupt – From Park Place to Baltic Avenue

Do not pass go, Do not collect $200!

Everybody Knows b-bird’s the word! Havn’t You Heard?

Family Guy Parody The Trashmen – Surfin’ Bird.

A-well-a everybody’s heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word

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SNL opening season


Tina Fey plays Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin for the premiere of the show’s new season. Fey and Amy Poehler opened the show with a joint appearance as Palin and Hillary Clinton.

Update: This last weeks episode includes a return of Tina Fey playing Sarah Palin on the Couric Interview.

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