The Bible must be either 100% true or 100% false.
The Bible says the Earth is was created by God in 4004 BC.

Ten Commandments of Evolution/Atheism:
Thou shalt have no theories before me, for they are pseudoscience.
Thou shalt be sexy and pass on thy genes to thy species, but not to thine immediate nor extended family.
Thou shalt adapt and overcome problems.
Thou shalt live in harmony with thy fellow beings.
Thou shalt not overproduce.
Thou shalt not genocide other creatures.
Thou shalt be intelligent and not gullible.
Thou shalt live only a short time, and better creatures shall take thy place.
Thou shalt spread throughout the universe.
Thou shalt not make the world inhospitable for other creatures.

Surveillance video released in an assault case against a King County, Wash. sheriff’s deputy shows him kicking a young girl, slamming her to the jail cell floor and striking her repeatedly. The deputy has pleaded not guilty in case. (Feb. 27)

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Dear Mr. Limbaugh,
The Associated Press reports your new contract with Premiere Radio Networks will enrich you with at least $38 million a year over the next eight years. You are making this money on the public property of the American people for which you pay no rent.

You, Rush Limbaugh, are on welfare.

As you know, the public airwaves belong to the American people. The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is supposed to be our trustee in managing this property. The people are the landlords and the radio and TV stations and affiliated companies are the tenants.

The problem is that since the Radio Act of 1927 these corporate tenants have been massively more powerful in Washington, DC than the tens of millions of listeners and viewers. The result has been no payment of rent by the stations for the value of their license to broadcast. You and your company are using the public’s valuable property for free. This freeloading on the backs of the American people is called corporate welfare.

It is way past due for the super-rich capitalist–Rush Limbaugh from Cape Girardeau, Missouri–to get himself off big time welfare. It is way past due for Rush Limbaugh as the Kingboy of corporatist radio to set a capitalist example for his peers and pay rent to the American people for the very lucrative use of their property.

You need not wait for the broadcast industry-indentured FCC and Congress to do the right thing. You can lead by paying a voluntary rent–determined by a reputable appraisal organization–for the time you use on the hundreds of stations that carry your words each weekday.
Payment of rent for the use of public airwaves owned by the American people is the conservative position. Real conservatives oppose corporate welfare. Real corporatists feed voraciously from hundreds of billions of dollars in corporate welfare gushing out of Washington, DC yearly.
Whose side are you on? Freeloading? Or paying rent for the public property you have been using free for many years?

I look forward to your response.

Sincerely yours,
Ralph Nader
PO Box 19312
Washington, DC 20036

Be like Mike, Hit that Pipe!

Michael Phelps

Now this is a story all about how
I ascended to the seat of power
If you’ll listen for a minute
Hear what I say
I’ll tell you how I became President of the U. S. of A.

In west Honolulu, born and raised
In Jakarta, where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out in Chi-Town relaxin’ all cool
Organizing communities like I was a fool
When a couple of guys
With a disdain for peace
Started making trouble in the Middle East
They started two little wars and we all got scared
The people said "We need a president who isn’t mentally impaired!"

I ran a perfect race, turned red states blue
Swept electoral votes, added Rham to my crew
With a mandate for change and Constitution in hand
I’ll dance on the Colonnade singing, "Yes we can!"

I got to the White House about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the Bushes "Yo holmes, smell ya later!"
Looked at my office
There were no corners there
Sitting at the Resolute Desk, signing universal health care.

ReverseBelAir.ORG - President Obama

More like this at: ReverseBelAir.Org

Word has it that a huge security breach took place the day of the inauguration of President Barack Obama.

Senate Sergeant-at-Arms Terrance Gainer, Congress’s top law enforcement official who was in charge of security at President Obama’s swearing-in ceremony, now acknowledges the so-called "purple tunnel of doom" on inauguration day was a major security breach.

"I now realize how dangerous it was in that tunnel," he tells the Sleuth.

Gainer called the Sleuth today to say that because of our posting from Friday he agreed to meet today with the co-founders of the Facebook group Survivors of the Purple Tunnel of Doom, the collective group of roughly 5,000 people (though there is no exact count) who had swearing-in tickets to the purple, blue and silver sections on the Capitol grounds but were shut out. Hundreds and perhaps thousands of them were diverted to the Third Street tunnel, which cuts across Capitol Hill and underneath the National Mall, where they were trapped for hours with no police direction or guidance on where to go.

After meeting with the purple tunnel group co-founders, Marisa McNeeand Dave Meyer, both Democratic political consultants, hearing their stories firsthand and seeing video clips and photographs of the bottleneck, Gainer said he now understands why the purple ticket holders are so furious.

"I get it," Gainer said. "I understand how frustrated and dangerous it was for people down there. I understand that it wasn’t simply inconvenience." further reading at Washington Post.

Take a look at these user videos and imagine the frustration of so many people standing shoulder to shoulder for over 4-5 hours and missing the whole thing in the end.

and the Purple Tunnel of Doom:

that tunnel looks like a scene from 28 Weeks Later I was just waiting for them to turn off the lights…

AURORA, Colorado (CNN) — In her best year as a mortgage broker, Laura Glick says she made "six figures." This week she was one of more than 1,200 people attending a job fair and applying for one of 150 jobs paying between $7 and $12 an hour at a new Kohl’s department store in a Denver, Colorado, suburb.

She has been out of work for seven months and never thought it would take her this long to find a job. It’s not the kind of job she thought she would be applying for, but she has a case of the jitters just the same.

"Your heart starts to race, and you get nervous even though it is not some big job like you used to have," she said. "I’ll take anything at this point."

Glick is not alone. Many other people have lost their jobs in this tough economy.

A record number of jobless claims was set last month, when first-time claims hit a 26-year high of 589,000 claims in one week. Last week’s claims also broke the half-million mark, 524,000, according to a new government report cited on CNNMoney.com.

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Dear Diary, Mood-Apethetic

My life is spiraling downward. I couldn’t get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert. It sucks because they play some of my favorite songs like Stab My Heart Because I Love You and Rip Apart My Soul and of course Stabby Rip Stab Stab and it doesn’t help that I couldn’t get my hair to do that flippy thing either like the guy from that one band can do.

I’m an emo kid, nonconforming as can be
You’d be nonconforming too if you looked just like me
I got paint on my nails and makeup on my face
I’m almost emo enough to start shaving my legs

Cause I feel real deep when I’m dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression most just call me a fag
Cause our dudes look like chicks and our chicks look like dykes
Cause emo is one step below transvestite

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don’t jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo

I’m dark and sensitive with low self esteem
The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sisters mascara now I’m grounded for a week

Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can’t get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me its never any fun
They say they already have a xxxxx they don’t need another one

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don’t jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
Dye in my hair and polish on my toes
I must be emo
I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo

…My life is just a black abyss you know? Its so dark and its suffocating me, grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip. Tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans…Which look great on me by the way…

When I get depressed I cut my wrist in every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection
I write in a LiveJournal and wear thick rim glasses
I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes

I’m just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
You can read me ‘Catcher in the Rye’ and watch me jack off
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
If I said I like girls, I’d only be half right

I look like I’m dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo
Screw Xbox I play old school nintendo
I must be emo
I like to whine and hate my parentals
I must be emo
Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be eeeeeeemo

…My parents don’t get me ya know? They think I’m xxx just because they saw me kiss a guy…well a couple of guys but I mean its the 2000’s can’t 2 or 4 dudes makeout with each other without being gay? I mean chicks dig that kinda thing anyways.

I don’t know diary sometimes I think you’re the only one who gets me. You’re my best friend. I feel like tacos.