Normal Show Volume vs. Commercial whilst watching TV.

Now this is a story all about how
I ascended to the seat of power
If you’ll listen for a minute
Hear what I say
I’ll tell you how I became President of the U. S. of A.

In west Honolulu, born and raised
In Jakarta, where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out in Chi-Town relaxin’ all cool
Organizing communities like I was a fool
When a couple of guys
With a disdain for peace
Started making trouble in the Middle East
They started two little wars and we all got scared
The people said "We need a president who isn’t mentally impaired!"

I ran a perfect race, turned red states blue
Swept electoral votes, added Rham to my crew
With a mandate for change and Constitution in hand
I’ll dance on the Colonnade singing, "Yes we can!"

I got to the White House about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the Bushes "Yo holmes, smell ya later!"
Looked at my office
There were no corners there
Sitting at the Resolute Desk, signing universal health care.

ReverseBelAir.ORG – President Obama

More like this at: ReverseBelAir.Org

Aired Jan 19, 2009 on CBC. Helen Thomas (born August 4, 1920) is an American news service reporter, a Hearst Newspapers columnist, and member of the White House Press Corps. She served for fifty-seven years as a correspondent and, later, White House bureau chief for United Press International (UPI). Thomas has covered every president since John F. Kennedy. She was the first female officer of the National Press Club, the first female member and president of the White House Correspondents Association, and the first female member of the Gridiron Club.

Executive producer Steven Spielberg produces United States of Tara, staring Toni Collette as Tara Gregson… and other "alters."

Very well written, original, this is sure win.

When you’re this humble, how can you not get elected?

I noticed much of my traffic is coming from sources looking for holiday items to buy this Christmas season. With some extra time to spare, I took the opportunity to gather a list of hot items this season. Rollover an item to see its name and description.

Kids, Teens, and Young Adults:

Adults Young and Old:

and as the last picture states, you can always buy gift-cards… I’d strongly advise Visa, MasterCard, and Amex Gift Cards only with the current state of the economy.

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Video says it all…