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The Diarrhea Song
when your talking to your daughter and you feel that poo poo water, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you running from police and you feel that anal grease, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you’re running down the track and feel it running down your crack, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you’re rolling’ like a tire, cuz your intestines are on fire, diarrhea, diarrhea
when the feeling’s not that nice, and you have to flush it twice, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you’re on the seat for hours, and it doesn’t smell like flowers, diarrhea, diarrhea
when your stomach starts a rollin’, and you’re cleaning out your colon, diarrhea, diarrhea
when toilet paper you need to gather, cuz your butt worked up a lather, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you think you’re feeling better, but you keep on getting wetter, diarrhea, diarrhea
if you think your friends are jokin’, but your pants are brown and soakin’, diarrhea, diarrhea
it’s hard to make a rhyme, when you’re crapping all the time, diarrhea, diarrhea
you are the nervous groom, and you make a fecal bloom, diarrhea, diarrhea
you smell just like a hog, as you make some liquid log, diarrhea, diarrhea
you don’t feel like a winner, when your butt blows out your dinner, diarrhea, diarrhea
you really want to shout, as it keeps on dripping out, diarrhea, diarrhea
you’re sitting on the pot, cuz it’s coming out a lot, diarrhea, diarrhea
it’s sounds just like a horn, as your butt pops out some corn, diarrhea, diarrhea
you’re there in the huddle, and you’re standing in a puddle, diarrhea, diarrhea
you just made a tackle, and it splattered out like spackle, diarrhea, diarrhea
you’re going out for a pass, and it blows right out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea
it’s really flowing loose, like it’s running through a goose, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you’re shopping at the store, and it’s dripping on the floor, diarrhea, diarrhea
you’re acting like a fool, and your pants fill up with stool, diarrhea, diarrhea
you really want to play, but your butt begins to spray, diarrhea, diarrhea
you know you’re having trouble, when your butt begins to bubble, diarrhea, diarrhea
that’s the way it goes, when your butt thinks it’s a hose, diarrhea, diarrhea
if you’re feeling kinda funky, cuz your butt is kinda skunky, diarrhea, diarrhea
if you think you hear it raining, perhaps your butt is draining, diarrhea, diarrhea
if you’re swimming in a pool, and you leave a trail of stool, diarrhea, diarrhea
when your stomach’s really hurting, and your butt it starts a squirting, diarrhea, diarrhea
you’re running really fast, cuz it’s squirting out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea
if your butt’s about to spew, and there’s nothing you can do, diarrhea, diarrhea
your stomach’s feeling wavy, while your butt is making gravy, diarrhea, diarrhea
you feel you need to scream, cuz your butt spews out a cream, diarrhea, diarrhea
your fun begins to fizzle, cuz you feel it start to drizzle, diarrhea, diarrhea
you think you’re gonna fart, but you blow your pants apart, diarrhea, diarrhea
you wanna drop a deuce, but instead it’s chocolate mousse, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you feel like going roaming, but your ass starts to foaming, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you’re doing something cruel, and you feel a little drool, diarrhea, diarrhea
When you are laying on your towel, And you smell something fowl, diarrhea, diarrhea
When you are sitting on the potty, And you smell a little rotty, diarrhea, diarrhea
Some Doctors like to treat it, some Nurses like to eat it, diarrhea, diarrhea
When you’ve got pain in your belly, And you make some liquid smelly, diarrhea, diarrhea
When your laying on your bed, and it smells like something’s dead, diarrhea, diarrhea
you’re blowing out your grommet, and the smell makes you vomit, diarrhea, diarrhea
when your red in the face, splatter shit with careful grace, diarrhea, diarrhea
When you’re eatin’ some Chinese, And your ass begins to sneeze, diarrhea, diarrhea
When you feel a li’l loopy, and your ass starts feeling soupy, diarrhea, diarrhea
When your colon starts to swell, and your butt’s not doing well, diarrhea, diarrhea
Toward a toilet you make haste, and you’re oozing liquid waste, diarrhea, diarrhea
When your car is goin’ fast, and the blow-out’s from your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea
When your butt is in air, and it’s squirting everywhere, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you’re at the school dance, and there’s squishy in your pants, diarrhea, diarrhea
just as you bend down, the wall behind you gets sprayed brown, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you pull your panties down, and you see something brown, diarrhea, diarrhea
When you see it in the gutter, And it looks like peanut butter, diarrhea, diarrhea
When you’re running from police, and you feel that anal grease, diarrhea, diarrhea
you’re eatin’ cottage cheese, and it’s stickin’ to your knees, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you take a sip of beer, and it squirts right out your rear, diarrhea, diarrhea
you’re feeling like crud, when you feel that hot butt mud, diarrhea, diarrhea
you’re in the middle of a shower, and you feel that anal power, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you’re cutting up your bread, and you feel that poopoo spread, diarrhea, diarrhea
you’re wearing your new dress, but your date’s not too impressed, diarrhea, diarrhea
you drank too much last night, now your ass is taking flight, diarrhea, diarrhea
you think that you can flush, then you feel another rush, diarrhea, diarrhea
to some people it’s taboo, but in san francisco it’s so new, diarrhea, diarrhea
you’re drinking gin & tonics, then you’re gettin’ high colonics, diarrhea, diarrhea
When you get pulled over by the cops, and your anal muscle pops, diarrhea, diarrhea
Your undies are a stainin’, ’cause your sphincter is a drainin’, diarrhea, diarrhea
When you try to pass some gas, but instead you wet your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea
It looks like dirty butter, When it’s running down the gutter, diarrhea, diarrhea
when your pickin’ out your thong, and you’re feelin’ sumthin’ wrong, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you’re biking down the street, and it splatters on your feet, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you’re dancin’ like a fool, and you make a big brown pool, diarrhea, diarrhea
when your sitting on the pot, and your ass begins to rot, diarrhea, diarrhea
when your sitting on a bench, and you smell a funky stench, diarrhea,
When your running down the track, and it oozes down your crack, diarrhea,
when your butt feels really funny, and it comes out brown and runny, diarrhea,
when you’re riding in the car, and bathroom’s really far, diarrhea, diarrhea
what you thought was just a fart, made your pants a work of art, diarrhea, diarrhea
I was sitting in a tree, and it trickled down my knee, diarrhea, diarrhea
you find a peanut on your pinky, and your finger’s kinda stinky, diarrhea, diarrhea
I can tell by the smell, you’re not feeling very well, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you strain to hear the words, and the whole theater hears your turds, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you’re foamin’ at the ass, but you’re just laughin’ from the grass, diarrhea, diarrhea
you weed and feed your grass, with liquid fertilizer ass, diarrhea, diarrhea
you try to hold your breath, as you’re leaking liquid death, diarrhea, diarrhea
Just when you think its gonna stop, you gotta run and get a mop, diarrhea, diarrhea
When you’re running in a race, and something splatters in your face, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you’re sitting on the bowl, and stuff is dripping from your hole, diarrhea, diarrhea
When you’re standing in the rain, and you’re screaming out in pain, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you’re feeling kinda sick, and you need a toilet quick, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you’re sliding into first, and you feel something burst, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you’re sliding into second, and you feel something beckon, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you’re sliding into third, and you feel a little turd, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you’re sliding into home, and you feel a burst of foam, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you’re driving down the road, and you gotta drop a load, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you’re driving in your chevy, and you feel something heavy, diarrhea, diarrhea
some people think it’s funny, but it’s really hot and runny, diarrhea, diarrhea
no pain, no strain, just sit and let it drain, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you’re climbing up the ladder, and you hear something splatter, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you wake up in the morning, and your pants are overflowing, diarrhea, diarrhea
when your doing hula hoop, and you squirt a squishy poop, diarrhea, diarrhea
you try to squeeze your cheeks, and out your butt it leaks, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you’re eating tasty nachos, and your pants become gazpacho, diarrhea, diarrhea
Some people think it’s gross, but it’s really good on toast, diarrhea, diarrhea
When you’re playing “pull my finger”, And your butt lets out a zinger, diarrhea, diarrhea
When most of what you excrete, Hits the bottom of the seat, diarrhea, diarrhea
When you’re dinner party’s spoiled, ‘Cause your pants just got soiled, diarrhea, diarrhea
When you think it’s solid poop, But it feels like Chunky® Soup, diarrhea, diarrhea
You know it’s going to hurt, With each painful, burning squirt, diarrhea, diarrhea
You feel like you’re in labor, And you need three rolls of toilet paper, diarrhea, diarrhea
When you spread apart your tushy, and it comes out brown and mushy, diarrhea, diarrhea
When you feel the tide a mountin’, then it’s gushing like a fountain, diarrhea, diarrhea
When your pants smell like shit, and you don’t think you can sit, diarrhea, diarrhea
you just start your flirting, and your ass starts a squirting, diarrhea, diarrhea
When your going down the slide, and You feel SOMETHING glide, diarrhea, diarrhea
When all you’ve done is fastin’, And your ass is still a blastin’, diarrhea, diarrhea
When your surfin’ on the ‘net, And your chair gets hot and wet, diarrhea, diarrhea
When your drivin’ in your Dodge, And your bowels start to dislodge, diarrhea, diarrhea
You make a nasty frown, As your jeans are turnin’ brown, diarrhea, diarrhea
you really get annoyed, cuz it’s hell on hemmorhoids, diarrhea, diarrhea
Just relaxin’ in the pool, Then your butt begins to drool, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you’re sitting in your class, and it’s blowing out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea
you’re watching a movie, and out comes a poopie, diarrhea, diarrhea
you’re eating toaster strudels, and it’s squirting out like noodles, diarrhea, diarrhea
you think it’s just a poop, but it comes out like soup, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you’re riding on the tram, and your butt begins to jam, diarrhea, diarrhea
you’re playing with your pet, and your butt is moist and wet, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you eat at pizza hut, and your ass just won’t stay shut, diarrhea, diarrhea
you’ve just eaten a wiener, and your shit’s a little greener, diarrhea, diarrhea
it hits you in a flash, and you make a gooey splash, diarrhea, diarrhea
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